There are some arguments that chldren always win. I guess that’s a good thing. Enjoy!

Sometimes, you have to work hard for your movie moments. But what do you do when even a movie as legendary as the original Star Wars doesn’t do the trick?

Today’s tale comes to us straight from the church. It may not sound like it, and I’m guessing there’s been some interpretation along the way, but that’s what my boys are saying. Enjoy!

There are so many punch lines to this one that I couldn’t decide which to use. Instead, I just left it without any. I’ll let you fill in your own.

There was a time when a line like this one would have just gotten me an exasperated eye roll. Now I get the 5-year-old equivalent of a body slam.

As far as crimes go, this one is about as minor as it gets, and what better way to practice your bluffing skills?

Me, competitive? Nah… But that doesn’t keep me from winning every once in a while.

I suppose we all have our little fears, but this one is really odd.

What would you do if you saw a chance to score some easy points with your kids? You’d take it, right? Me too.

At long last, I have finally come up with a good answer to the question of whether or not I’m more famous than Julie Compton.