Hey everyone, I’m starting to do appearances at book fairs and schools. Lawton Elementary is on 2/6, with lots more to come. If I’m not at your school, and you’d like me to be, just drop me a line!

Sometimes, it’s good to be the parents. Enjoy!

There are some soccer moves that even the coach won’t let you get away with.

Finally, the answer to what every good soccer player needs. Enjoy!

It was the perfect crime, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

Note to self: next time bring a lasso. Enjoy!

What was the worst fight you ever had? Here are some of mine. They’re not so bad, really. Well, not now. Enjoy!

How do you finish this sentence: “If you’re not cheating,…”?

There’s no place quite so peaceful as a beach at sunset… except when we’re around. Enjoy!

I have a feeling that my wife is going to be surprising the family with cheezy poofs in the not too distant future. I just hope they’re good. I mean, I really, really hope they’re good.