This would have been the longest time I ever spent on hold… if I’d actually waited.

What’s the difference between an alligator and a dog in Florida? Alligators are protected.

Staying up too late? Better watch out for Ninjas. Enjoy!

Want to know the real way to write a story? Start a campfire.

Sometimes, the kindly old guys are the most dangerous. Enjoy!

All those years of running cross country didn’t even begin to prepare him for this. Enjoy!

Despite the pain, I have to admit this was pretty funny. I’m sure the cows got a serious kick out of it. Enjoy!

I was going to title this one “the legendary fire-starting force of nature,” but I thought it would be too dramatic.

The Seminole Chronicle is closing its doors, which means the newspaper article that I’ve been writing for the past eight years is coming to an end. This is something of a retrospective. Enjoy!

I never realized how much fun long distance soccer could be. Enjoy!