Have you ever had one of those moments where you look back and say “hey, that worked!” Me neither. But I did just have one where I can say that to my wife, and that’s pretty cool.
This is like the opening paragraph of a mystery novel. I know something’s going on, but I have no idea what it is. Enjoy!
One of my old teachers, Mr. Woods, used to tell a story about working on a turkey farm. He said that turkeys were so stupid that they’d look up at the rain falling on their heads, open their mouths, and drown. Guess what? Crickets are even dumber than that. Enjoy!
For me, there are few things more dangerous than accidentally ending up in the wrong aisle of the pet store… Enjoy!
Want to make your next dermatologist appointment more exciting? Take your nine-year old.
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