This would have been the longest time I ever spent on hold… if I’d actually waited.

What’s the difference between an alligator and a dog in Florida? Alligators are protected.

Staying up too late? Better watch out for Ninjas. Enjoy!

Want to know the real way to write a story? Start a campfire.

Sometimes, the kindly old guys are the most dangerous. Enjoy!

All those years of running cross country didn’t even begin to prepare him for this. Enjoy!

I was going to title this one “the legendary fire-starting force of nature,” but I thought it would be too dramatic.

In which an enthusiastic soccer coach gets a cold, hard wake-up call. Enjoy!

In which one of the mysteries of physics is unlocked in a single painful moment. Enjoy!

What happens on an adventure? If you go, you just never know.
[Editor’s note for readers: I apologize for being absent these past two weeks! I’m back on the tales now, and back to my regular Monday/Friday schedule. Thanks for reading!]