It’s probably a good thing that Voldemort doesn’t live in our world. If he did, he’d have a terrible time getting breakfast.

Here is a fundamental survival technique that, for some reason, no one over the age of twelve understands. Enjoy!

This is something that I should probably follow up on… Enjoy!

In which I learn that as much as I think I know my kids, we still have huge gaps in our understanding. Enjoy!

Another clear case of “I should have seen this coming.” Enjoy!

How sick is sick? It depends on if soccer is involved. Enjoy!

In a few months, this story’s gonna be a whole lot bigger. Enjoy!

As far as life milestones go, I realize that this isn’t a particularly big one. . . It still was sad, though.

After an unplanned two-week outage, DaddyTales is back with, of all things, a poem. Enjoy!

Giving presents is not a competition. It really isn’t. But when you’re totally and completely crushed, it sure feels like one. Enjoy!