Every once in a great while, there’s a moment when everything goes absolutely right. This was one of those moments.

Does this punishment fit the crime? Probably not, but it sure was fun.

In which my darling children take my delicate ego into their loving hands, and then do their very best to shred it to bits. Enjoy!

Looking to spice up your October? Just add zombies!

What could be better than taking the kids shopping to pull together the perfect dinner? Just about anything.

I’ve always understood that my kids might end up being smarter than me. Almost certainly they’re going to be bigger. I’m good with that… but as their dad, shouldn’t I be the deep thinker? I guess not.

Could this be the scariest daddytale ever? Maybe. It certainly comes close, at any rate.

An unusually serious DaddyTale, far from my normal fare. I hope you enjoy it. On Friday, we’ll get things back to normal.

Every once in a while, even the best of dads can be overwhelmed by a bad impulse. That’s normal, right? Right? Anyone?

Today’s tale has something for everyone: dinosaurs, astronomy, storytelling, spaceships. The toughest part was writing it in a way that the Chronicle could publish it. There are certain words that the newspaper doesn’t want to print, and this story revolves around one of those words.