I’m all for little guys walking tall, but this went a bit too far…

The boys have actually had wine before, at church during Communion, but I guess they didn’t remember. Enjoy!

Nothing like some fatherly advice to bring kids together, though not quite in the way I would have liked.

For me, one of the weirdest aspects of being a parent is when the kids don’t remember events that I thought were a ton of fun. Enjoy!

This is not the Olympic moment that I’d hoped my kids would have… but I’m glad they’re starting to challenge what they hear on television.

How can anyone sleep with an open closet door? It’s just not natural.

And so ends one of my most brilliant parenting maneuvers ever.

Pop quiz: What’s the biggest advantage of teaching your kids good sportsmanship?

I know that parents are not supposed to refer to their children as rats, but in this particular case, I think we can all agree they earned it.

The hammer hasn’t fallen on me for this one, yet. It will, though!