I’m a big believer in eating meals together as a family, not just for the camaraderie of it, but also for the competition. Enjoy!
In which a 12-year old boy is introduced to one of the great mysteries of the kitchen. . . and discovers a hidden lack of fairness in his life. Enjoy!
I’m starting to suspect that my life is actually a sitcom… I just hope I’m not Mr. Roper. Enjoy!
For the record, I did not throw my ping pong paddle at him. I wanted to, but I did not. Enjoy!
Just to be clear, being on Death’s Door is not fun. It is, however, occasionally funny. Enjoy!
Sometimes, just sometimes, it makes sense to listen to your father. Not all the time, mind you… Just occasionally.
What happens when Inigo Montoya settles down, has kids, and takes up Ping Pong? I think I know.
As a kid, I was never good at building model airplanes. As a dad, however, I seem to have a gift for helping my children build them… Enjoy!
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