Hey everyone, I’m taking a two week break from DaddyTales. I’ll be back to typing them in on 12/21. Sorry for the outage!

Here, at long last, is the trurh about Santa. It was supposed to run in today’s Chronicle, but for some reason it’s not in the online version. Enjoy!

How can you turn an incredibly lame surprise into a hopefully not-so-lame surprise? I’ll give you a hint. It involves writing a newspaper article.

In the spectrum of dirtiness, few things approach the level of camp grunge, especially in South Florida in August.

I don’t think there’s anything that would make me angrier than finding out my son is being bullied. Unfortunately, there is surprisingly little I can do about it.

I don’t think there’s any way I could do this experience justice. I tried, though!

Last Sunday, right around three in the afternoon, a wave of nausea hit me. I’ve been down with the flu ever since. My wife moved out to the couch and my father-in-law postponed his visit. I spent the week mostly in bed, with occasional sojourns out to the kitchen to listen to all the adventures […]

Today’s Tale is in the Seminole Chronicle. Actually, I like their title better than mine… Click here to read it. Terms for Searchers: Gold Tooth, Pirate, Argh, Story

About 16 years ago, I found myself saying “love you too” to the woman that would eventually become my wife. The problem with saying “I love you too” is that it sounds like an afterthought, like you didn’t think to say it first and now you’re trying to make up lost ground, trying to reassure […]

Today’s Tale is in the Chronicle. Click here to read it. Terms for Searchers: Bus stop, trail, bicycle, biking, bah, wave, community, soccer