One of my old teachers, Mr. Woods, used to tell a story about working on a turkey farm. He said that turkeys were so stupid that they’d look up at the rain falling on their heads, open their mouths, and drown. Guess what? Crickets are even dumber than that. Enjoy!

The kids and I have a wide range of musical tastes… but they don’t always line up. Enjoy!

For me, there are few things more dangerous than accidentally ending up in the wrong aisle of the pet store… Enjoy!

Want to make your next dermatologist appointment more exciting? Take your nine-year old.

I’m all for little guys walking tall, but this went a bit too far…

In which we discover the difference between an 11-year old’s version of “tired” and an adult’s version of “tired.” Enjoy!

The boys have actually had wine before, at church during Communion, but I guess they didn’t remember. Enjoy!

Nothing like some fatherly advice to bring kids together, though not quite in the way I would have liked.

What’s the absolute last place on earth that a fifth grade boy wants to find himself? Enjoy!

How can anyone sleep with an open closet door? It’s just not natural.