It’s probably a good thing that Voldemort doesn’t live in our world. If he did, he’d have a terrible time getting breakfast.

Here is a fundamental survival technique that, for some reason, no one over the age of twelve understands. Enjoy!

How sick is sick? It depends on if soccer is involved. Enjoy!

In a few months, this story’s gonna be a whole lot bigger. Enjoy!

There are some lines that are just too good to pass up. Enjoy!

It’s weird how two people can be speaking the same language, and yet completely fail to communicate. Enjoy!

Late night talks with the kids tend to either be revealing or frightening. This one was both.

This is the strangest tale of not-bullying that I’ve ever heard. I hope you enjoy it!

I think it’s the “probably” that makes this one so funny. Enjoy!

This would have been the longest time I ever spent on hold… if I’d actually waited.