I’m totally doing this the next time someone challenges me to Rock, Paper, Scissors!

What’s better than yelling, the truth. Enjoy!

Most injuries don’t have a good story. They’re things like “I tripped on the sidewalk” or “I fell over playing soccer.” This one, though… This one’s good.

What’s the worst thing that can happen on your way to your super-genius club? I think I know.

If you’re gonna put a big PRESS ME button in the middle of your toy section, you should expect it to be pressed. Enjoy!

This is one idea that I’d hoped my kids would never embrace… Oh well. Enjoy!

Asking your dad to settle an argument may not always be the wisest choice… especially if I’m your dad. Enjoy!

For once, I think I’ve struck a good bargain with one of my kids. Enjoy!

I’m not exactly sure when this turned into a competition, but I do know that I lost prior to it starting. Enjoy!

This was the perfect ambush, but I can’t help wondering how long he waited to spring it. Was it weeks? Months? Just how long had he been plotting?