Sometimes being unreasonable actually works – and when it does, it feels good. Really, really good.

Today’s daddytale features that rarest of creatures: someone else’s kid. Enjoy!

When it comes to kids, there is one inevitable defense to all zombie attacks. It’s just not one most people choose to use.

Today’s story actually has a moral. If you can figure it out, post it in the comments!

I’m all for seeing Natural Florida, but this time, I think we saw a little too much nature.

A rare guest appearance in the DaddyTales. This one doesn’t involve a daddy, but it was so fun, I just had to share.

Evil laughs for fun and profit.

They say revenged is a dish best served cold. When it comes to seven-year olds, I think “luke warm” is more effective.

No nanas were hurt in the making of today’s daddytale. Well, maybe one was…

And before you ask, the answer is no. I’m not going to sing it for you.