What would you do if you saw a chance to score some easy points with your kids? You’d take it, right? Me too.
At what point do we all get together and decide to change a word? Some of them really do need changing.
The danger with guessing games is word-association. You never know what you’re going to learn about your kids!
This tale lies squarely at the intersection of cute and inappropriate, all told in the shadow of the momma.
How do you feel about falling down? Is there anything worse than reaching for that distant ambition and falling flat on your face? Yes. Yes there is.
I’ll admit that teaching my boys a song about a murderer is not exactly the best parenting move I’ve ever made, but I honestly didn’t realize it would get me in this much trouble.
What could possibly go wrong when singing a bedtime song to your kids? Blood. Spurting blood.
I believe that when my seven-year old reads this one in a couple years, he may find it to be the most embarassing of all the daddytales.
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