This one is for all my writer-friends out there, particularly those of you working on picture books. Enjoy!
Is there anything worse than being corrected all the time? Well, maybe one thing…
Sometimes, you have to work hard for your movie moments. But what do you do when even a movie as legendary as the original Star Wars doesn’t do the trick?
Today’s tale comes to us straight from the church. It may not sound like it, and I’m guessing there’s been some interpretation along the way, but that’s what my boys are saying. Enjoy!
There are so many punch lines to this one that I couldn’t decide which to use. Instead, I just left it without any. I’ll let you fill in your own.
There was a time when a line like this one would have just gotten me an exasperated eye roll. Now I get the 5-year-old equivalent of a body slam.
As far as crimes go, this one is about as minor as it gets, and what better way to practice your bluffing skills?
Me, competitive? Nah… But that doesn’t keep me from winning every once in a while.
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