This one should be narrated in hushed tones by the narrator of a nature documentary: “..and here we see how quickly the modern dad can move from in control to irrelevant…”

This is one that I think would have upset a lot of parents, and probably should have upset me. In context, though, it was just too funny.

Today’s tale features legendary lemons, the world’s best way to cook a hot dog, and a secret convent of nuns.

It’s good to be a barbarian.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to see the big guy getting creative. I just wish he’d channel that creativity in other directions.

What to do when the kids are driving you absolutely insane? Scare the pants off ’em!

Momma vs son. Fast-talking vs. deep insight. Who do you think will win? Stay tuned. This story’s not over yet.

Not many of the daddytales have morals, but this one is clear: never underestimate the power of cute, particularly when a waitress is involved.

What’s the best way for a second-grade boy to hug his dad? How about if the whole class is watching?

Somewhere out there is a list of things parents are not supposed to do. This is almost certainly on it.