What’s the most surprising thing you’ve ever seen an ostrich do? Whatever it is, I think the boys have you beat.

This tale lies at the intersection of “daddy” and “game designer,” a place perilously close to the Twilight Zone.

Hasn’t everyone felt this way at least once in their lives? I know I have.

If you’re looking for what not to do with your kids, this tale is a really good place to start.

So… How are you doing today?

It can be tough to be a little guy in a world of giant roller coasters.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you can imagine having your seven-year old shout? I bet this beats it.

Does it really matter who threw the first pillow?

I believe this could be the beginning of a book, though whether it’s on organization or philosophy, I’m not quite sure.

Rain, lightning, wild animals… and it was my kids that killed me.