Did you ever see that show Throwdown with Bobby Flay? This is kind of like that, but much, much worse.
In his defense, none of us think too clearly when we’re woken up two hours earlier than usual.
It’s not that I can’t handle the truth. It’s just that I was kind of hoping it wouldn’t come so quickly…
There are some competitions that really aren’t any competition at all. In this case, though, I have a feeling that winning may actually be losing.
New rule: kids should not be allowed to use their parents’ words against them. Who’s with me?
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