Whoever wrote the rules to tetherball needs a serious talking to. I can’t believe this is a valid strategy!

You’d think that having open heart surgery would exempt you from this kind of teasing… but it doesn’t. Enjoy!

I think this probably classifies as the worst punishment ever. Enjoy!

No eating candy before your meal. That’s a good rule, right? I’m not the only one who thinks that, am I? Sheesh!

So you’re building a sand castle that keeps getting washed away. Do you build higher walls and deeper trenches? Come up with drainage lines and pools to slow the water? You could. Or you could make it personal. Enjoy!

“If you had a” can be a strange game, but rarely is it quite this strange. Enjoy!

I’ll admit it. I’m not any good at bartering, either. Enjoy!

I like to think that this is as fun for them as it is for me. I hope so, at any rate. I do wonder, though, what our guest will tell his parents. I might be in a bit of trouble.

What do you do when your kids choose your spouse over you? Threats of physical violence seem to work pretty well… Enjoy!

It seems ironic that neither of the boys is actually dressing as a ninja for Halloween. Really, though, that’s completely appropriate. I mean, what’s the one thing a ninja would not dress as for Halloween? Enjoy!