It was the perfect crime, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
What was the worst fight you ever had? Here are some of mine. They’re not so bad, really. Well, not now. Enjoy!
There’s no place quite so peaceful as a beach at sunset… except when we’re around. Enjoy!
I have a feeling that my wife is going to be surprising the family with cheezy poofs in the not too distant future. I just hope they’re good. I mean, I really, really hope they’re good.
Every once in a while, the kids give me a glimpse of a different world, a much sillier world. Enjoy!
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