What did you do for Talk Like a Pirate Day? I hope it was this fun!

Here’s a new twist on the old “sneak your veggies to the dog when Dad’s not looking” trick. Enjoy!

Writers spend a lot of time making sure they get the details right… and by “right”, I mean “not like this.”

For me, music is like laughing: it should be enjoyed without any sense of self-awareness. As soon as you start thinking about what other people are thinking, you’ve lost the heart of it. Enjoy!

Beware the punishment that punishes the punisher!

I’m not sure what the moral of this tale is, but I know it either has something to do with vegetables or evil smiles. One or the other.

Okay, so this tale may prove that I am the absolute worst parent in the world… but it sure was fun!

Some dads are known for their abilities as a mechanic, or how well they fix things around the house. Others are experts at sports or fishing. Me? Well, my expertise is somewhat different. Enjoy!

A heartwarming birthday tale of adventure and hate… Enjoy!

After two weeks of school, I have at last rediscovered my morning zen. Life is good.