This little incident went nothing like my son had planned, but I think it ended up working out better than if he’d gotten it right.
I believe this is my largest parenting challenge: uncontrollable laughter at inappropriate moments.
When conspiring with children, it is important to be extremely clear in your communications. . . or not. Actually, not. It’s more fun that way. Enjoy!
I don’t know why, but my orange tree seems to have decided this is the season to produce oranges. If you’d like one, just let me know!
In retrospect, I should have just agreed with him. It might have saved me a couple of bucks!
This is a story I really shouldn’t have posted. If my accomplice doesn’t get rid of the evidence, we’re both going to be in trouble.
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