This is either an all-time classic parenting fail, or an all-time classic child win. I don’t know. Maybe it’s both.

I’m a big believer in eating meals together as a family, not just for the camaraderie of it, but also for the competition. Enjoy!

Sometimes, I think my kids are intentionally trying to turn my life into a sitcom. I’m good with that.

In which a 12-year old boy is introduced to one of the great mysteries of the kitchen. . . and discovers a hidden lack of fairness in his life. Enjoy!

What’s worse than school summer reading lists? Dad’s. And by worse, I mean infinitely better. Enjoy!

I’m starting to suspect that my life is actually a sitcom… I just hope I’m not Mr. Roper. Enjoy!

For the record, I did not throw my ping pong paddle at him. I wanted to, but I did not. Enjoy!

Just to be clear, being on Death’s Door is not fun. It is, however, occasionally funny. Enjoy!

What else would you buy at a farmer’s market? In retrospect, it should have been obvious. Enjoy!

This may well have been the best ring and run ever. Enjoy!