How does a dad teach his sons how to be men? Very carefully, particularly if his wife is around. Enjoy!

Sometimes, the more embarrassing a thing is, the better it is.

In which an uncomfortable truth is revealed about me and alcohol. Don’t worry. It’s not what you think. At least, I don’t think it is.

Swapping time with the kids. It’s a time-honored, if not particularly appreciated, tradition among working parents… It does have its benefits, though, especially when eating breakfast at Steak n Shake.

If I were writing a movie about the kids, this would probably be the opening scene.

How did you start your week? Ours pretty much rocked, though I think my son might disagree.

I suppose there are worse things he could have said. Even so, I’m still going to get him back.

My wife might have gotten the final word on this one, but the big guy definitely stole the punch line.

We’ve all tried to revisit fights before, to go back and try to explain exactly what we meant when we said what we said. This is what that looks like when a seven-year old does it.

For some people, this would be a true nightmare, and to be honest, I think it almost was.