It’s not so much what he said, as how he said it. No, never mind. It’s what he said. Enjoy!

Did you ever see that show Throwdown with Bobby Flay? This is kind of like that, but much, much worse.

Love ’em or hate ’em… The kids really got me good this time. Enjoy!

In his defense, none of us think too clearly when we’re woken up two hours earlier than usual.

There are some competitions that really aren’t any competition at all. In this case, though, I have a feeling that winning may actually be losing.

New rule: kids should not be allowed to use their parents’ words against them. Who’s with me?

Our bedtime routine seems to be constantly changing. This latest change, though, probably won’t stick. Enjoy!

How do you solve a problem like Maria? I’ll give you a hint. It doesn’t involve clowns.

I’m not sure how he came up with this answer. It sounds like it came from my wife, but that’s kind of hard to believe.

There are some lessons that simply don’t need to be taught. Unfortunately.