Sometimes, I think my kids are intentionally trying to turn my life into a sitcom. I’m good with that.

In which a 12-year old boy is introduced to one of the great mysteries of the kitchen. . . and discovers a hidden lack of fairness in his life. Enjoy!

For the record, I did not throw my ping pong paddle at him. I wanted to, but I did not. Enjoy!

When is winning losing? When the game is rigged from the start. Enjoy!

As a kid, I was never good at building model airplanes. As a dad, however, I seem to have a gift for helping my children build them… Enjoy!

Sometimes, life turning points are subtle. This one wasn’t. Enjoy!

As far as adventures go, I didn’t think that a trip to the corner gas station would be particularly perilous. Clearly, I was wrong. Enjoy!

This adventure started out normal enough. Then it turned dangerous, and then it entered the Twilight Zone. Enjoy!

I suppose I earned this one… But that hasn’t stopped me from planning my revenge. Enjoy!

Most injuries don’t have a good story. They’re things like “I tripped on the sidewalk” or “I fell over playing soccer.” This one, though… This one’s good.