When conspiring with children, it is important to be extremely clear in your communications. . . or not. Actually, not. It’s more fun that way. Enjoy!
I don’t know why, but my orange tree seems to have decided this is the season to produce oranges. If you’d like one, just let me know!
There are anniversary dinners, and then there are anniversary dinners. I’ll let you decide which one this is.
Because there’s nothing so embarrassing that a father can’t make it just a little bit worse… Enjoy!
Kids get a lot of awards these days, some earned, some not. This one is my new all-time favorite.
I don’t know how much of this was planned and how much was spontaneous. Either way, it was pretty darned funny. Just don’t tell the kids I admitted that.
Here’s a new twist on the old “sneak your veggies to the dog when Dad’s not looking” trick. Enjoy!
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