Today’s tale dives into some deep and dangerous waters, but hey, when a kid asks you a question, you have to answer. Right? Enjoy!

In which my children get a faint glimpse into just how easy modern life is. Next month, I’m making them walk up hill to school in a blinding blizzard. I just have to find a blizzard first. And then a hill.

This one is for all my writer-friends out there, particularly those of you working on picture books. Enjoy!

What do you do when your children don’t want to speak with you? Break out the long-distance doom, of course. What else?

Is there anything worse than being corrected all the time? Well, maybe one thing…

I realize that “best nap” isn’t exactly a competitive category, but I think it’ll take me a while to top this one.

There are some arguments that chldren always win. I guess that’s a good thing. Enjoy!

Sometimes, you have to work hard for your movie moments. But what do you do when even a movie as legendary as the original Star Wars doesn’t do the trick?

As far as crimes go, this one is about as minor as it gets, and what better way to practice your bluffing skills?

I suppose we all have our little fears, but this one is really odd.