In which a 12-year old boy is introduced to one of the great mysteries of the kitchen. . . and discovers a hidden lack of fairness in his life. Enjoy!
For the record, I did not throw my ping pong paddle at him. I wanted to, but I did not. Enjoy!
You know that old rule that you can’t give yourself a nickname? Apparently, it’s not true. Enjoy!
What happens when the dad is the one whose social skills are not sufficient to the moment? Silliness.
I’m totally doing this the next time someone challenges me to Rock, Paper, Scissors!
I’m not exactly sure when this turned into a competition, but I do know that I lost prior to it starting. Enjoy!
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