This is for everyone out there wondering why their neighbor’s lawn looks so bad. It’s not our fault. Really. It’s not.

Have you heard the “step on a crack, break your mother’s back” rhyme? Now my oldest has introduced a new variant that I really don’t like.

What do you do when your children don’t want to speak with you? Break out the long-distance doom, of course. What else?

Monster Island can be a pretty scary place, especially when you’re only six years old. Once you realize the true beauty of it, though, you’ll never want to look away. Enjoy!

Okay, you have to help me out with this one. I don’t think of myself as an overprotective parent, but this time the warning bells are clanging really loudly. What do you think?

Is there anything worse than being corrected all the time? Well, maybe one thing…

I realize that “best nap” isn’t exactly a competitive category, but I think it’ll take me a while to top this one.

Sometimes, you have to work hard for your movie moments. But what do you do when even a movie as legendary as the original Star Wars doesn’t do the trick?

Today’s tale comes to us straight from the church. It may not sound like it, and I’m guessing there’s been some interpretation along the way, but that’s what my boys are saying. Enjoy!

There are so many punch lines to this one that I couldn’t decide which to use. Instead, I just left it without any. I’ll let you fill in your own.