“If you had a” can be a strange game, but rarely is it quite this strange. Enjoy!

It’s always tough waking up after four days of ChiTAG – except when it isn’t. Enjoy!

I spend a lot of time as a zombie. It’s not so bad, once you get used to it – but it just got a whole lot better. Enjoy!

I couldn’t be too angry with him for this one. I think we’ve all done it at least once in our lives. And if you haven’t, you really ought to try it!

What do you do when your kids choose your spouse over you? Threats of physical violence seem to work pretty well… Enjoy!

It seems ironic that neither of the boys is actually dressing as a ninja for Halloween. Really, though, that’s completely appropriate. I mean, what’s the one thing a ninja would not dress as for Halloween? Enjoy!

What do you do when sitting in traffic in downtown Houston? Well, if you have an 8-year-old and a 10-year-old in the car, there really isn’t much choice. You make waves, lots and lots of waves. Enjoy!

Does anyone remember the old G.I. Joe cartoons? This is what they look like now. Enjoy!

Pop quiz: you’re in a knock-down drag-out fight with your brother over who owns something. Your parents are not only not helping, but they’re making things worse. What do you do?

When storytelling goes wrong… Enjoy!