As far as life rules go, this one is pretty easy to live with. Enjoy!

Sometimes, life turning points are subtle. This one wasn’t. Enjoy!

As far as adventures go, I didn’t think that a trip to the corner gas station would be particularly perilous. Clearly, I was wrong. Enjoy!

No joke in today’s tale, just one of those moments that will stick with us for a whole lot of years to come. Enjoy!

I’ve never been that good at small talk either, but this… this was an epic fail.

At first I was a bit annoyed at this one. I mean, how dumb do my kids think I am? But then, I started to appreciate the approach the big guy took. If he’d just gone a little bit farther, it might have been enough for him to get away with it…

As far as punishments go, I’m pretty proud of this one. We’ll see how well it works!

Some arguments simply have no answer. Enjoy!

This adventure started out normal enough. Then it turned dangerous, and then it entered the Twilight Zone. Enjoy!

I suppose I earned this one… But that hasn’t stopped me from planning my revenge. Enjoy!