Before you start yelling at me, this was just a joke. Enjoy!

Let the kids win? I don’t think so!

This is for everyone who has ever worked in sales – or ever bought something from a sales person. Enjoy!

This is one tradition that is worth keeping!

Imagine you’re eleven years old, and a man in army fatigues has just told you to pick your enemy. Who do you name?

I don’t know how much of this was planned and how much was spontaneous. Either way, it was pretty darned funny. Just don’t tell the kids I admitted that.

Writers spend a lot of time making sure they get the details right… and by “right”, I mean “not like this.”

For me, music is like laughing: it should be enjoyed without any sense of self-awareness. As soon as you start thinking about what other people are thinking, you’ve lost the heart of it. Enjoy!

Beware the punishment that punishes the punisher!

I’m not sure what the moral of this tale is, but I know it either has something to do with vegetables or evil smiles. One or the other.