When conspiring with children, it is important to be extremely clear in your communications. . . or not. Actually, not. It’s more fun that way. Enjoy!

I don’t know why, but my orange tree seems to have decided this is the season to produce oranges. If you’d like one, just let me know!

There are some foods, you just don’t want to sneak… Enjoy!

In retrospect, I should have just agreed with him. It might have saved me a couple of bucks!

The point of this story is not that I’m a terrible chef. Really, it’s not. Enjoy!

This is a story I really shouldn’t have posted. If my accomplice doesn’t get rid of the evidence, we’re both going to be in trouble.

There are anniversary dinners, and then there are anniversary dinners. I’ll let you decide which one this is.

It’s good to celebrate your children’s successes… isn’t it?

This is the the absolute best way to get yard work done. Enjoy!

Because there’s nothing so embarrassing that a father can’t make it just a little bit worse… Enjoy!