This started out as a good idea, then turned into a weird psychology test, and finally ended up being a case study in karma. Enjoy!
Unfortunately, this is kind of a sad ending to what had been a fairly funny story. I suppose that’s the way it goes sometimes. Enjoy!
One of my old teachers, Mr. Woods, used to tell a story about working on a turkey farm. He said that turkeys were so stupid that they’d look up at the rain falling on their heads, open their mouths, and drown. Guess what? Crickets are even dumber than that. Enjoy!
The kids and I have a wide range of musical tastes… but they don’t always line up. Enjoy!
For me, there are few things more dangerous than accidentally ending up in the wrong aisle of the pet store… Enjoy!
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