This is either an all-time classic parenting fail, or an all-time classic child win. I don’t know. Maybe it’s both.

I’m a big believer in eating meals together as a family, not just for the camaraderie of it, but also for the competition. Enjoy!

Sometimes, I think my kids are intentionally trying to turn my life into a sitcom. I’m good with that.

What’s worse than school summer reading lists? Dad’s. And by worse, I mean infinitely better. Enjoy!

I’m starting to suspect that my life is actually a sitcom… I just hope I’m not Mr. Roper. Enjoy!

What else would you buy at a farmer’s market? In retrospect, it should have been obvious. Enjoy!

This may well have been the best ring and run ever. Enjoy!

When is winning losing? When the game is rigged from the start. Enjoy!

Sometimes, the voices from our childhood are all we need. Enjoy!

What happens when Inigo Montoya settles down, has kids, and takes up Ping Pong? I think I know.