This past week, I called my wife to talk her through the process of emailing me some files from my computer at home.

“Wait a minute,” she said as soon as she sat down at the desk. “The letters have been rubbed off of half your keys.”

“Oh?” I said innocently. “I never look at ’em anymore.”

’cause that’s how I roll, baby!

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