Last night’s movie had a passionate kiss between the hero and heroine. It was one of those long deep Hollywood kisses, where it appears as though the two kissers are actually trying to lick each other’s tonsils.

“Eeww,” I said to my boys as it dragged on. “They’re kissing.”

“They’re not just kissing,” my seven-year old said. “They’re chewing!”

True.

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