A month or so ago, our three year old made an important discovery. I was in Maryland at the time, talking on the phone with his mom. I could hear him demanding the phone in the background. After a little while of trying to fight it, his mom acquiesced.

“Daddy!” He shouted. “Guess what?”

“What?”

“My underpants!”

“Yes?”

“They have a pocket!”

“Oh Yeah?”

“A pocket for my penis!”

I had no response.

“Isn’t that crazy?” He laughed.

“You know what?” I said, pretending to make a discovery, “Mine do too!”

“Cool!”

Yeah, guys get all the coolest stuff.

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